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Parmesan Prison
Crickey, I'm slapped
             with a pat on the back
           and a nose full of flood
                and a sit with a thud

And a hanshake of thunder
    leading me under
And a beard tucks me in
              So tight I'm now thin

With a knot in my spine
                Don't forget the next lines
"If you smell feet and ain't Risen,
            they must be your own as there's no parmesan in prison"
Bar Soup
TEMPT
--------
It starts with the thorough toocany digesters
                their elongated fingers spread wide
                                                       open mouthed,
                                                    solid gums,
                                                                their teeth are not a problem
               as they prod through your opened gaptule
                                                                and your slammed vocal cavity
                                                    opens due to sweaty, cautious lubrication

CAUGHT
-----------
Stare down and through my bo
BiLectual
As good as i taste
                       i can not be cooked
                                        or roasted
             or thrown in anything hotter than 38.5°C
my protiens will scream
                        with no desire
       and a good nights rest
                                   will be hard to aquire

So don't lick me
                      your spit is colder that
               1) ice
               2) Tropical Drinks
               3) Volcanic fluids released from a mothers orgasmic ducts.
But tease me like you want to

And then i am not as 1 to the infinite probabilities
              & so forgotten

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We all live.
We all have mouths.
And tails and snail eyes at times.

Technical tenticals:
This Is the first photomanip I have done.
I am thinking of doing more.
I used photoshop and a shyty camera.
Person: someone maternal.
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:icongodsonvacation:
~GodsOnVacation Jul 22, 2008
grandma?
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:iconxbrokkenxstarx:
~xbrokkenxstarx Dec 9, 2005
That's SCARY
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~vulvular Dec 11, 2005
Sorry about that miss, but I should mention she still has years of progression to get a little scarier.
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~kiisseli Nov 30, 2005  Professional General Artist
nicely confusing
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~vulvular Nov 30, 2005
I'm sure she is.
Thank you sir.
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~sonofblackpat Nov 16, 2005
Credence where it's due, welcome to the club!
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~vulvular Nov 16, 2005
Credence is only due in 5, and thanks for the dagwood.
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~theories-unspoke Nov 11, 2005
I loved the concept of the title, and the picture completely intrigued me when I viewed it. :)
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~vulvular Nov 14, 2005
That makes a happy lil'human. I thank you greatly. I think I might do another with a similar/same title. Thank ye.
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~FranciFranci Nov 7, 2005
I find it really funny for some reason :)

Good job! Love the title too!
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